[Verse] Super mario can't fuckin' jump as high as Luigi, I've fuckin' seen it. Super mario can't fuckin' jump as high as Luigi, I've fuckin' seen it. Super mario can't fuckin' jump as high as Luigi, I've fuckin' seen it. Super mario can't fuckin' jump as high as Luigi, I've fuckin' seen it. [Chorus] Luigi's the star, he's got the high score (high score) Mario's tryin' hard, but he's fallin' short (fallin' short) In the game of life, Luigi's the king (the king) I've fuckin' seen it, believe me, everything![Outro] So let's cheer for the winner, Luigi's the name (Luigi's the name) In the world of Mario, he's not the same (not the same) He jumps so high, we're all in awe (all in awe) Super mario can't fuckin' jump as high as Luigi, no more![Ending] ( Instrumental )