[Verse] Clock strikes noon, the office is buzzing I sneak a peek, no one is2 watching My stomach rumbles, a plan starts to form I'm gonna do it, in the toaster, I perform [Chorus] Toaster fart, my little secret vice RELEASE, no one heard the noise A cloud of shame, I walk away But the smell lingers, I hope it's not my day [Verse 2] Emails pile up, the day's going slow I'm acting casual, but my conscience knows It wasn't the coffee, it was something worse A silent explosion, a workday curse [Chorus] Toaster fart, in the break room's silence A sneak attack, no one sees my violence I clean the evidence, no trace remains But deep inside, I know this is my Shame [Outro] Another day, another silent crime I promise to myself, next time I'll be fine But the urge strikes, and the toaster calls Toaster fart, my guilty workplace falls