[Intro] (strumming guitar) [Verse] In a small town, where the air's real sweet There's a legend of a toilet, can't be beat (no doubt) They call it Skibidie, with a flush so grand It's the talk of the town, it's the seat of the land (ha-ha) [Chorus] Skibidie Toilet, where the water's divine (divine) Every flush is a symphony, hear it roar (hear it roar) From the bowl, it's a message of hope In the Skibidie Toilet, we believe (yay) [Verse 2] When you're feelin' down, it's the place to go Make a wish, and down the drain it'll flow (whoosh) No plunger needed, it's got natural charm It's the hero of plumbing, it's the Toilet of calm (ah-ha) [Bridge] Oh Skibidie, you're a legend, that's a fact With your shiny seat and your powerful pact (pact) A place of solace, a throne of peace In the Skibidie Toilet, we never cease (nope) [Chorus] Skibidie Toilet, where the water's divine (divine) Every flush is a triumph, hear the cheer (hear the cheer) In life's storm, it's a sanctuary In the Skibidie Toilet, we're free (yay) [Outro] So if you're passing through, don't be shy Take a seat,Skibidie's waiting, just give it a try (give it a try) [Ending] (strumming guitar fades out)