[Verse] Why do I always have to use the shitty controller when I come over? It's like a bad joke that's not funny anymore I'm sick of the buttons, they're sticky and they're slow Why can't we switch it up, just give me a real score [Chorus] Why, why do I always have to use the shitty controller? When I come over, it's such a drag I want to play and have some fun Not be stuck with this piece of rag [Verse 2] I've tried to be nice, I've held it all inside But this controller's got me feeling like I'll lose my mind It's not about the game, it's about the hardware Why can't we share the good stuff, is it really that rare? [Chorus] Why, why do I always have to use the shitty controller? When I come over, it's such a drag I'm done with the frustration, I want some action No more shitty controller, it's time for a reaction [Outro] Why, why, why do I? Always have to use the shitty controller? [Ending] ( Instrumental )