[Verse 1] Oh, gather ‘round, ye coders bold, With tales of days of yore, When C was king, and we were told, Our programs we would roar. With pointers sharp and structs so neat, In C we took our stand, But now we see a changing beat, And write in a new land. [Chorus] Oh, Rust and Haskell, they call us away, To lands of safety, where errors don’t stray. In C we wrote our dreams in lines so tight, But now we part with you, ‘neath the pale moonlight. [Verse 2] We wrote in C through darkened nights, With memory leaks and dread, Our code was fast, but fraught with fights, And undefined paths ahead. Now Rust brings safety to our code, With ownership so clear, And Haskell’s purity has showed, A language we revere. [Bridge] No more the days of segfault’s bane, With lifetime checks and types, We venture forth, it’s not in vain, But C, you taught us well and true, In every line and byte, [Verse 3] So raise a glass to C, our friend, And toast to all we’ve known, We’ll cherish what we’ve learned and penned, As we venture on alone. Though Rust and Haskell now we see, With futures bright and clear, We’ll not forget our days of C, As we hold you dear. [Chorus] Oh, Rust and Haskell, they call