[Intro] (Whimsical music) [Verse] Simple Simon met a pie man Going to the fair; Says Simple Simon to the pie man, Let me taste your ware. [Chorus] Says the pie man to Simple Simon, Show me first your penny. Says Simple Simon to the pie man, Indeed I have not any. [Verse 2] Simple Simon went a fishing For to catch a whale: All the water he had got Was in his mother's pail. [Outro] (Repeat chorus with a fun twist) [Ending] (Joyful music conclusion)