[Verse 1] Oh, Haskell, you’re the one I adore, With your pure functions, I’m never unsure. Immutability’s a gift, so divine, In your stateless embrace, our hearts intertwine. [Chorus] Haskell, you’re the one, with elegance so grand, Your type system’s a wonder, so precise and so planned. With lazy evaluation and monads so true, My love for you grows, it’s a love that’s brand new. [Verse 2] In your world of purity, there’s no side effect, With every function call, our bond is direct. Pattern matching’s a joy, so clean and so right, Your algebraic data types are a coder’s delight. [Bridge] Your currying and higher-order functions delight, Compose them together, you’re a beautiful sight. Type inference, so sharp, makes coding so sweet, In your abstract domain, our hearts always meet. [Outro] So here’s to you, Haskell, my language of choice, In every line of code, I hear your voice. With functional beauty, and a world so refined, In you, dear Haskell, true love I find.