[Verse 1] There was an old fella, folks called him Sam, Livin' in the holler, just a simple man. Had a little problem, couldn’t quite believe, Every time he’d catch a cold, he’d up and sneeze. [Verse 2] Ol’ Sam would wander ‘round, tissues in hand, Tryin' to keep his dignity, doin' what he can. But when that tickle hit, he’d brace for the blow, ‘Cause every sneeze he’d let out, well, his pants would show. [Chorus] Ol’ Sneezin’ Sam, with his britches so brown, Every time he sneezes, it’s the talk of the town. Folks would laugh and giggle, but Sam would just sigh, Sayin’, “Here we go again,” with a tear in his eye. [Verse 3] He tried all the remedies, from whiskey to tea, Even saw the doctor, who just scratched his knee. Said, “Sam, there’s no cure for what you’ve got, Just keep a clean pair, in a handy spot.” [Verse 4] Sam went to the market, tryin' to stay cool, But one big sneeze, and he felt like a fool. Grocer started laughin’, and the folks joined in, Sam just muttered, “Well, here we go again.” [Chorus] Ol’ Sneezin’ Sam, with his britches so brown, Every time he sneezes, it’s the talk of the town.