[Intro] Blast of trumpets, a declaration of war! Clash of swords, the battle's at our door! [Verse] In the land of might and steel, where heroes rarely yield I stand before the enemy, with a plan so bold and sealed I'll fart upon their castle door, a stinky strategy Watch their walls come crashing down, in agony! [Bridge] Gases unleashed from deep within A cloud of stench, the battle's about to begin [Chorus] Farting on the enemy's castle door! A smell so strong, they'll be running for more! In the realm of metal might, victory we seek With the power of flatulence, their defeat we'llreek! [Inter/solo] [Verse 2] The enemy, they laugh and mock, but soon they'll see The power of a fart that can bring a castle down, literally! I'll let it rip with all my might, for freedom's sake The stink shall reign, and their reign we'll break! [Chorus] Farting on the enemy's castle door! A smell so strong, they'll be holding their nose! In the land of metal might, our fart shall rule With the stench of victory, their fortress we'll stool! [Outro] As the castle crumbles, the battle is won By the power of a fart, the enemy undone! [Ending] (Trumpet fanfare)