[Intro no music] this is the tale of the mythical bum [Verse 1] Who is the who shits his pants? forgets his pants? Who is the one who gambles all his money away? Who is the one who rolls for 5 costs on 3? Who is the one with no ahri? [verse] Who is the one who wont tft? Who is the one who works for free? Who is the one who doesnt fit in his bed? Who is the one whos not in the army? [Chorus] Bum is the name of this mythical creature Bum is the name of the homeless man Bum is the name of the college dropout Bum is the name of the bum [Verse 2] Who is the one who sleeps on toilets? sleeps on hardwood? sleeps on discord? Who is the one who cant say no to please? Who is the one who cant finish prophunt? Who asks whos okay physically? [Buildup Instrumental] Antares. Antares. [Epic chorus] Bum is the name of this mythical creature Bum is the name of the homeless man Bum is the name of the college dropout Bum is the name of the bum Bum is the name of the bum Bum is the name of the bum [Outro Instrumental]