[Verse] Headed for a vacation, far from home Boarding planes to Kiev, where the fun will roam Borscht and vodka, a grand old time Politikin' with Pootin', gonna make the headlines [Chorus] Holiday in Ukraine, with the big man Pootin' Dancing with the dolls, having quite a hootin' Black Sea beaches, a grand old tour Oh, the places we will go, with Pootin' as our sure [Verse 2] Strolling through the streets, with a smile and a wave Promises of pipelines, who's to save? Propaganda machines, they spin and they whirl Gonna have a blast, with Pootin', the pearl [Chorus] Holiday in Ukraine, where the strongman rules Secret service shadows, we play by their tools Golden domes and churches, so divine With Pootin' as your pal, you'll be just fine [Outro] So pack your bags, and come along To the land where freedom's sung in a Pootin' song