[Intro] A breakbeat rhythm starts the show With a vaudeville twist, let's go Clowns on the left, jokers to the right It's a wild ride, join the fight [Verse 1] I step up to the mic with a smile My lyrics are a sideshow, worth your while A little song, a dance, a joke or two I'm the master of this vaudeville zoo [Chorus] In the land of the bizarre, I reign supreme Where tricks and treats never intervene Vaudeville Showcase, now it's on Get ready for the wildest show gone wrong [Verse 2] With a snap of the fingers, I appear A rap that's whimsical, I do declare From the high wire to the grave My rhymes are the main attraction, no one's safe [Outro] So take a bow and join the crew In this vaudeville rap, we're all through The curtains close, but the beat goes on In our hearts, this vaudeville show lives on [Ending] （Instrumental outro）