[Verse 1] Oh crap, where did my socks go? This laundry room's a circus show My undies took a mystery trip I swear this washer's playing tricks [Pre-Chorus] Searching high and low, but it’s all in vain This darn laundry room is causing me pain It’s like it’s got a magic trick My favorite shirt? Now it’s gone poof quick [Chorus] What the heck, where's my stuff? This laundry room is getting rough All my clothes just disappear I'm losing my mind, it's clear [Verse 2] My lucky tee’s in the Bermuda spin I think my jeans just grew some fins The dryer’s eating all my gear I swear it's laughing, can you hear? [Pre-Chorus] Searching high and low, but it’s all in vain This darn laundry room is causing me pain It’s like it’s got a magic trick My favorite shirt? Now it’s gone poof quick [Chorus] What the heck, where's my stuff? This laundry room is getting rough All my clothes just disappear I'm losing my mind, it's clear [Outro] So here I am, in this laundry hell If you find my clothes, do tell Laundry room, you’ve had your fun But next time, I’m using the laundromat, son!