[Verse] Santa loads up his sack, with more than just toys (bah) Glock in his hand, he's aiming at Jack Frost (pow) Red suit, white beard, but don't be fooled (uh) He's the real king of Christmas, and he never lose (yeah) [Verse 2] Snowflakes falling, but it ain't no fairy tale (nah) Santa's on a mission, to eliminate the pale (uh) He's rolling with his elves, they packing heat (yeah) North Pole to New York, they on the street (aye) [Chorus] Santa's the real deal, he runs the Christmas scene (scene) Shooting at Jack Frost, he's claiming the reign (reign) No jolly old man, he's a drill sergeant (uh) He's the king of the holidays, you know it's evident (uh) [Outro] Santa's making sure, this Christmas is secure (secure) No imposter's gonna take away what he deserves (uh) So when you hear the hooves on the rooftop (uh) Remember, Santa's the real king, he never stops (stop)