[Verse] I thought I had it all Till my favorite shirt went for a fall In the washing machine it spun Now it's just a rag, I'm done [Chorus] Losing stuff in the laundry room Fucking sucks, I'm so consumed By the loss, it's like a doom Why does it always happen to me, oh broom [Verse 2] I try to be so careful, I do But somehow my socks, they always make a queue In the dryer they go missing It's a mystery, I'm kinsing [Chorus] Losing stuff in the laundry room Fucking sucks, I'm so consumed By the loss, it's like a gloom Why does life keep throwing dirty loops [Outro] I'm standing here, all alone In the laundry room, I'm prone To lose my stuff, it's just not fair But I'll keep going, I'll repair