[Verse 1] Oh, C, you’re the language of my dreams, With your simple syntax, you made my heart beam. You’re the one who taught me to code and create, But now we’re apart, it’s a love I can’t sate. [Chorus] Oh, C, we can’t be together, it’s clear, Your features are old, but I hold you dear. Memory management and pointers so wild, Decrepit and dangerous, you’re no longer mild. [Verse 2] Your manual memory, oh, it’s a beast, We’d dance with the bugs, never finding peace. Segmentation faults, oh, how they sting, You’re too unpredictable, it’s a dangerous thing. [Bridge] With no built-in safety to catch my fall, You left me exposed, though I gave it my all. Undefined behavior, a code so obscure, Our love was pure, but it’s time to be sure. [Outro] So here’s to the love we had, oh so strong, Though we’re apart, I’ll cherish our song. Farewell, dear C, though we’re worlds apart, You’ll always have a place in my coder’s heart.