[Intro] A methodologies array, a hero's on the way (hey!) [Verse] In a city of chaos, where villains do their dance Our hero's on a mission to rectify the chance Crunching numbers, scanning scenes, he's got it under control No puzzle too complex, he'll solve it, take a toll [Chorus] He's the master of disaster, a problem-solving ace With a heart of gold and a mind that never races When the going gets tough, he'll show 'em all the way In the realm of thought, our hero's here to stay (hey!) [Outro] So when the world's in trouble and there's no time to waste He'll piece together answers, no need to hesitate [Ending] (Instrumental)