[Verse] My dog pissed all over my dvd collection Chuck laughed, asked if they still work They do not, they do not [Chorus] DVD's versus piss, a losing battle I fought Memories washing away, what's left is what's not [Verse 2] Stacks of disks, now just a mess Drenched in yellow, a sorry sight to assess [Bridge] Ironic how life's simple joys Can be undone by a dog's potty toys [Chorus] DVD's versus piss, a tale of woe and laughter In the end, what matters is the memories after [Outro] They do not, they do not work no more But life goes on, and so did my dog's bathroom lore [Ending] ( Instrumental )